The Cave Cheats


Bronze trophies
Corruption – Saw the darkness in all our hearts.
Creamed Corn – Food-based destruction.
Don’t Fill Up On Fortune Cookies – Peered into everyone’s fate.
Embrace Impermanence – Broke bridges.
Fire In The Hole – 3 die by the Miner’s hand.
Hazardous Work Environment – Slipped, where wet.
Redemption – Saw the good in everyone.
Remorse – Remembered it’s wrong to steal.
Royal Buffet – Where did the King go anyway?
Shoplifting – Stole.
Smells Like Team Spirit – Everyone is gross.
Such Bad Children – Broke things.
The Whole Story – Collector of forgotten dreams.
To Soothe A Savage Beast – Captured crusty melodies.
Walk Like An Adventurer – Pantomimed an ancient hieroglyph.
Weight of the Beast – The scale reveals a baleful figure.
Well Done – Sacrificed oneself for ultimate flavor.
What You Always Wanted – Reached the bottom.
Who Wants to Live Forever – Nobody died.
Win-win-win-win-win-win-win – Everyone reached the bottom.


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